MRAHMAN's Blog

  Steve Jobs quits as Apple chief Mr Jobs had been on his third medical leave since announcing his cancer diagnosis seven years ago   Apple founder Steve Jobs has resigned as chief executive of the technology giant and will be replaced by its chief operating officer Tim Cook. Mr Jobs, who underwent a liver transplant following pancreatic cancer, said he could no longer meet his chief executive's duties and expectations. The Silicon Valley legend will become chairman of the firm. The 55-year-old has been on medical leave for an undisclosed condition since 17 January.   http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-14659127   Thanks & Regards   Mohammed Rahman Mecheri   System Analyst – Network & Infrastructure Kamal Osman Jamjoom Group LLC. Unit #422, Sultan Business Centre P.O Box 27844, Dubai, UAE Tel:       +971 (4) 3355232 Extn: 1339 Fax:      +971 (4) 3355231 Mobile:  +971 (50) 9774048 Email...

Current Political  Situation                     Thanks & Regards   Mohammed Rahman Mecheri   System Analyst - Network & Infrastructure KOJ – Head Quarters Tel    : 00971 (04) 3355232 Ext: 1339 Fax    : 00971 (04) 3355231 Mob   : 00971 (50) 9774048 Email : mrahman@kojamjoom.com : support.service@kojamjoom.com United Arab Emirates  

A Butterfly's  Lesson One day, a small opening appeared in a cocoon; a man sat and watched for the butterfly for several hours as it struggled to force its body through that little hole.   Then, it seems to stop making any progress.   It appeared as if it had gotten as far as it could and it could not go any further.   So the man decided to help the butterfly: he took a pair of scissors and opened the cocoon. The butterfly then emerged easily. But it had a withered body, it was tiny and shriveled wings.   The man continued to watch because he expected that, at any moment, the wings would open, enlarge and expand, to be able to support the butterfly's body, and become firm.   Neither happened! In fact, the butterfly spent the rest of its life crawling around with a withered body and shriveled wings. It never was able to fly.   What the man, in his kindness and his goodwill did not understand was that the restricting cocoon and the struggle required for...

  THE DONKEY   One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a well. The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do. Finally, he decided the animal was old, and the well needed to be covered up anyway; it just wasn't worth it to retrieve the donkey.     He invited all his neighbors to come over and help him. They all grabbed a shovel and began to shovel dirt into the well. At first, the donkey realized what was happening and cried horribly. Then, to everyone's amazement he quieted down.     A few shovel loads later, the farmer finally looked down the well. He was astonished at what he saw. With each shovel of dirt that hit his back, the donkey was doing something amazing. He would shake it off and take a step up.   As the farmer's neighbors continued to shovel dirt on top of the animal, he would shake it off and take a step up. Pretty soon, everyone was amazed as the donkey stepped up over the edge of the well and happily ...

    Thanks & Regards   Mohammed Rahman Mecheri   System Analyst - Network & Infrastructure KOJ – Head Quarters Tel    : 00971 (04) 3355232 Ext: 1339 Fax    : 00971 (04) 3355231 Mob   : 00971 (50) 9774048 Email : mrahman@kojamjoom.com           : support.service@kojamjoom.com United Arab Emirates  

Dear Salary   Please come back to STAY with me. You left in such a rush last month, I didn't even have time to tell you about my plans.   I'm sorry about what I did last month. I promise I'll be good this month. Luv you with all my heart..         Thanks & Regards   Mohammed Rahman Mecheri   System Analyst - Network & Infrastructure KOJ – Head Quarters Tel    : 00971 (04) 3355232 Ext: 1339 Fax    : 00971 (04) 3355231 Mob   : 00971 (50) 9774048 Email : mrahman@kojamjoom.com           : support.service@kojamjoom.com United Arab Emirates  

A teenage college guy sent a love letter (in Q/A format) to his classmate.   My Dearest Ishaa,     Please answer the following questionnaire. For Options   (A) 10 marks, (b) 5marks and (c) 3 marks.   **********   1) Whenever you enter the class room, your sight always falls on me because:   (a) of love (b) you couldn't control seeing me (c) really ... Am I doing it?   **********   2) Whenever professor cracks joke, you laugh and turn and look at me because:   (a) you always like to see me smiling (b) you are testing whether I like jokes (c) you are attracted by my smile   **********   3) When you were singing in the class, I entered and immediately you stopped singing because:   (a) you are so coy to sing before me (b) my presence influenced you (c) you feared that whether I'll like your song   **********   4) When you were showing your childhood photo, when I asked for it, you hide it because:   (a) you fel...

Ultimate Love Letter... (By a Programmer... ) Sweetheart , I've seen you yesterday while surfing on the local train platform and realized that you are the only site I was browsing for. For a long time I've been lonely; this has been the bug in my life and you can be a real debugger for me now. My life is an uncompiled program without you, which never produces an executable code and hence is useless. You are not only beautiful by face but all your ActiveX controls are attractive as well. Your smile is so delightful; it encourages me and gives me power equal to thousands of mainframes processing power. When you looked at me last evening, I felt like all my program modules are running smoothly and giving expected results. /*which I never experienced before.*/ With this letter, I just want to convey to you that if we are linked together, I¡¯ll provide you all objects & libraries necessary for a human being to live an error free life. I anticipate that nobody has already logged ...

                                Thanks & Regards   Mohammed Rahman Mecheri   System Analyst - Network & Infrastructure KOJ – Head Quarters Tel    : 00971 (04) 3355232 Ext: 1339 Fax    : 00971 (04) 3355231 Mob   : 00971 (50) 9774048 Email : mrahman@kojamjoom.com           : support.service@kojamjoom.com United Arab Emirates  

Wife's Hearing  Problem A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought she might need a hearing aid. Not quite sure how to approach her, he called the family Doctor to discuss the problem. The Doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could perform to give the Doctor a better idea about her hearing loss.   Here's what you do," said the Doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her, and in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you.   If not, go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and s o on until you get a response."   That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the den. He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens."   Then in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?"   No response.   So the husband moves to closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and repeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?"   S...